I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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