Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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