i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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