the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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