we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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