I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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