all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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