I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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