i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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