I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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