have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just had sex bonerless
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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