im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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