ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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