I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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