i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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