I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
