I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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