Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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