i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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