just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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