You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
is wine microwaveable?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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