Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
