Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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