Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I can't turn off my feet"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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