great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so much tequila, so little girl.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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