I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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