Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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