Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im holly from the hills drunk
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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