omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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