why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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