I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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