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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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