who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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