I'm really into asian looking animals
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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