So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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