I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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