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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...

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(814): You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum... http://tfl.nu/p3s1

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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.

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(425): I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me. http://tfl.nu/cm8t

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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career

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(269): i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career http://tfl.nu/7xqo

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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'

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(647): she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready' http://tfl.nu/8jmk

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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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(314): Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me. http://tfl.nu/jiov

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(914): View more from New York

I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.

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(914): I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here. http://tfl.nu/s43y

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(630): View more from Illinois

slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed

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(630): slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed http://tfl.nu/wcfq

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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.

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(954): it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/y5mn

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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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(717): DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!! (717): Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly. http://tfl.nu/0dyl

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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.

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(805): Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren. http://tfl.nu/c1hy

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(712): View more from Iowa

You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.

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On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.

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(712): You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled. (712): On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride. http://tfl.nu/7lij

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?

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Do you want cuervo gold or silver?

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(847): Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight? (262): Do you want cuervo gold or silver? http://tfl.nu/7twk

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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.

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(605): Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday. http://tfl.nu/aaw6

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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.

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I regret none of it.

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(585): I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house. (1-585): I regret none of it. http://tfl.nu/t45o

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(912): View more from Georgia

Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.

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STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!

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(912): Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles. (404): STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!! http://tfl.nu/hvx1

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