We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This is my gift to your gina
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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