I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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