: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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