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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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