does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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