I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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