big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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