Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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