Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
