we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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