she woke up with a sticky ear
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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