Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I came so hard my ears popped.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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