5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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