its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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