your parents love me but you hate me
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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