well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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