Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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