It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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