He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.