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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!

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  No. You're kidding.

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  I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"

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  Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  how was your day?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?

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• (716): View more from New York

  It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??

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  We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch

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