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(515): View more from Iowa

She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.

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(310): View more from California

what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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(616): View more from Michigan

If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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(509): View more from Washington

HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS

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(217): View more from Illinois

getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am

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(256): View more from Alabama

its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints

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(907): View more from Alaska

why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?

(1-907): View more from Alaska

dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems

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