life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.