your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.