i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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